Protection vs Evasion - The definitive test
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:37 pm
Alternative title: "What am I doing with my life?"
We've heard this time and again. Evasion sucks. Not worth it. Almost Human, buff plz! Don't even need points in Armor to git gud.
Today I put two brave knights to the test. No cheating. No grinding. Minor doping thanks to two Alchemists. (Don't do drugs, kids.)
The highest Protection vs the highest Evasion I was able to reach before the end of the game.
The contestants:
(Potions were added after the photoshoot.)


The judge:
(Graciously provided an abundance of antidote.)

The result:
Number of attacks: 100
Insectinator: Multiple deaths. Applied for an expendable NPC role in Dark Souls 3.
Rat-tan: Exactly one death. Exactly 4 hits taken. Aspires to be a professional Guitar Hero now.
The conclusion:
Evasion still sucks in terms of price-performance. What's the point if I could have gone Rogue instead and obliterated everything before dudes even find a chance to throw attacks at me to evade? Buff plz! Proc a free 3-second Speed Potion on successful evasion or something, I don't bloody know. Something! Anything!
Disclaimer:
No acolytes were harmed in the making of this test. Despite the lack of combat efficiency, the test was also rather entertaining and enlightening. There are still a ton of worthless skills in this game though, for realzies. Thanks for reading~
We've heard this time and again. Evasion sucks. Not worth it. Almost Human, buff plz! Don't even need points in Armor to git gud.
Today I put two brave knights to the test. No cheating. No grinding. Minor doping thanks to two Alchemists. (Don't do drugs, kids.)
The highest Protection vs the highest Evasion I was able to reach before the end of the game.
The contestants:
(Potions were added after the photoshoot.)


The judge:
(Graciously provided an abundance of antidote.)

The result:
Number of attacks: 100
Insectinator: Multiple deaths. Applied for an expendable NPC role in Dark Souls 3.
Rat-tan: Exactly one death. Exactly 4 hits taken. Aspires to be a professional Guitar Hero now.
The conclusion:
Evasion still sucks in terms of price-performance. What's the point if I could have gone Rogue instead and obliterated everything before dudes even find a chance to throw attacks at me to evade? Buff plz! Proc a free 3-second Speed Potion on successful evasion or something, I don't bloody know. Something! Anything!
Disclaimer:
No acolytes were harmed in the making of this test. Despite the lack of combat efficiency, the test was also rather entertaining and enlightening. There are still a ton of worthless skills in this game though, for realzies. Thanks for reading~