Was compelled to preorder this game.
I was minding my own business, and the mention of the words "dungeon master" and "modern" in the same sentence roughed me up in a dark dungeon corridor, torn my hands off my sack of gold, snatched $11.99 worth of pieces out of there, and pushed me aside to wait 2 weeks to get the game. Can't even remember the last time I preordered a game. These guys are sneaky, pulling that on me!
Bought direct, and it's registered on steam but they won't let me pre-load yet. Wondering how long that suffering will continue.

I'd take one of the four wooden clubs I was carrying and just bash open doors with it.
- if life were like Dungeon Master
I'd click FIREBALL much more on New Year's Eve
- if life were like Eye of the Beholder